What if .......President Trumps

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I think its spray on,like the tan

Well I think that because Trump is a slime ball the hair piece would be well lubed up - so when it hit the ground it would slip slide all the way to Missouri.
Then when news outlets report that Trump’s hair piece blew off and slip sided all the way Missouri – Trump would claim that it is fake news and blame it on Biden.
Cheers and happy weekend!

won't happen: its a "Maury Wig"...they don't come off, even underwater...

He'd say it didn't happen, Fox would agree, and his followers would say anyone who claimed it did was a liar, only watched CNN, etc.

AKA "business as usual"