I went to one of my neighborhood pools tonight, something I haven't done in like a month. I thought the crazy MAGA security guard wouldn't be there,
and that she had been reassigned elsewhere.
NO SUCH LUCK.
She didn't show her crazy until I had spoken to her a good 10x, and was trying to get me a 2nd gig with the company....That never panned out, and I can see now why her bosses roundly ignore her.
Sadly, she has my phone # due to this fact, and she started sending me all these MAGA tweets, stating that it was WELL KNOWN FACT that Michelle Obama is a man, that Killary's "pizzagate" secks trafficking, the drinking of childrens' "adrenochrome" to live longer, the Paris Olympics mockery of The Last Supper painting, etc..all unmitigated facts.
I told her I was not at all interested in debating politics with her, but she sent more "research"!! I stopped talking altogether, and it has been a good 2 months since I have seen her. Emphasis on GOOD.
Ughhhh until tonight. She was like, "Omgg hey, Tiffany!!!"
I told her I had really been looking fwd to swimming, and kept our initial conversation very brief, but informed her my name is Brittany. I had the pool and hot (read: warm) tub to myself, and texted my guy friend that I justtt needed to get out those front gates now..to be home free.
I saw her outside talking to the 2 busybody boomers who monitor an already monitored pool with a flashlight every night..walking their dogs.
"Hey y'all, this is Tiffany!"~ I am/This Tiffany Bitch is introduced to the boomers.
The older woman was detailing how someone in the neighborhood had called her a Karen, bc she had gone up to people popping fireworks on July 4th, and asked them when they would be stopping.
"She has dogs", you see.
I was already getting the tingly spidey sense that these were Christian conservative republicans, and I was right. The security guard knew it too.
WE HAD NOT EVEN been discussing politics, and she smiles beatifically and says, "Well in this political climate, I just don't see why we are so gosh dern (paraphrase for emphASSis) divided."
Karen lady says, "Yeah..I mean..all you have to dooo is go to a grocery store to see your chips price climb by a dollar each time. And I hate it when people call our neighborhood 'the hood'. I have lived in 'the hood', and this is not that."
Me: Looking down, texting pointedly, saying that corporate greed is a thing...but that I DO NOT FEEL LIKE TALKING POLITICS with them.
Finally make my excuses bc I "need sleep for work tmrw", and dip. Thank fck the security guard had mentioned her schedule this week is Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.
I will not be swimming: Monday, Tuesday, or Friday.
NO SUCH LUCK.
She didn't show her crazy until I had spoken to her a good 10x, and was trying to get me a 2nd gig with the company....That never panned out, and I can see now why her bosses roundly ignore her.
Sadly, she has my phone # due to this fact, and she started sending me all these MAGA tweets, stating that it was WELL KNOWN FACT that Michelle Obama is a man, that Killary's "pizzagate" secks trafficking, the drinking of childrens' "adrenochrome" to live longer, the Paris Olympics mockery of The Last Supper painting, etc..all unmitigated facts.
I told her I was not at all interested in debating politics with her, but she sent more "research"!! I stopped talking altogether, and it has been a good 2 months since I have seen her. Emphasis on GOOD.
Ughhhh until tonight. She was like, "Omgg hey, Tiffany!!!"
I told her I had really been looking fwd to swimming, and kept our initial conversation very brief, but informed her my name is Brittany. I had the pool and hot (read: warm) tub to myself, and texted my guy friend that I justtt needed to get out those front gates now..to be home free.
I saw her outside talking to the 2 busybody boomers who monitor an already monitored pool with a flashlight every night..walking their dogs.
"Hey y'all, this is Tiffany!"~ I am/This Tiffany Bitch is introduced to the boomers.
The older woman was detailing how someone in the neighborhood had called her a Karen, bc she had gone up to people popping fireworks on July 4th, and asked them when they would be stopping.
"She has dogs", you see.
I was already getting the tingly spidey sense that these were Christian conservative republicans, and I was right. The security guard knew it too.
WE HAD NOT EVEN been discussing politics, and she smiles beatifically and says, "Well in this political climate, I just don't see why we are so gosh dern (paraphrase for emphASSis) divided."
Karen lady says, "Yeah..I mean..all you have to dooo is go to a grocery store to see your chips price climb by a dollar each time. And I hate it when people call our neighborhood 'the hood'. I have lived in 'the hood', and this is not that."
Me: Looking down, texting pointedly, saying that corporate greed is a thing...but that I DO NOT FEEL LIKE TALKING POLITICS with them.
Finally make my excuses bc I "need sleep for work tmrw", and dip. Thank fck the security guard had mentioned her schedule this week is Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.
I will not be swimming: Monday, Tuesday, or Friday.
41-45, F
