Did you hear that Donald Trump is now in the trading card buisness?

On Wednesday Trump said that he will soon be making a major announcement. The next day he made the announcement and it was that he will be selling Super Hero trading cards of himself. I thought the card was hilarious because he would need a Super Duper girdle to make his body look like it does on the trading card. Cheers!

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Piper · 61-69, F

Yeah, I heard about that. Not remotely surprising, of course, that he sees himself as a "Super Hero". A little disturbing though, that some of my fellow citizens seem to.

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@Piper Yeah awhile back he said that he doesn't believe in exercise and if he was to ride a bike he would probably fall off. Now he thinks he is a super hero with lasers that shot out of his eyes. Cheers!

fddlpej · 61-69, M

The girdle would be the super hero. As well as being under the most stress of any super hero

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@fddlpej Funny but true. I was just thinking that even Tony Stark/Iron Man couldn't build a girdle capable of containing Trump's blubber. Cheers and happy weekend!

canusernamebemyusername · M

I can't get over how absolutely pathetic this is. I wouldn't even want a trading card of someone I actually liked.

fddlpej · 61-69, M

@canusernamebemyusername well you don't get a physical trading card. So no worries

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M

Great way to launder money from north korea.

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@Tastyfrzz Probably because I think you have to use digital currency to purchase a card. Cheers!

bijouxbroussard · F

Yep. It would be funnier if not for the fact that plenty of morons will support the latest example of his hubris by buying them—and these won’t be rich people.

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fddlpej · 61-69, M

@ExperienceDLT I just call him dumb ass Donnie lol

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