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TrumpIsFinallyGone · 41-45, M
I was the greatest President in all of history. Really - ask anyone - that's what everyone is saying. Who exactly said it? Everyone. I don't have exact names, because everyone is saying it. And it's true. No one disputes that. When the REAL results come out of Georgia and Arizona and Pennsylvania I will become president again. You just wait and see - that's what everyone is saying.
BohemianBabe · M
@TrumpIsFinallyGone Many people are saying this.
bijouxbroussard · F
I wish I could say this even surprised me at this point. Most people wouldn’t see any value in having to award oneself a medal. Not narcissist Trump.
SW-User
@bijouxbroussard he's such a dummy, ""oooh I said I'm the best at everything so it has to be true"
CopperCicada · M
In his 7 May 1988 interview with Howard Stern:
"Hey, so wait a second, get back to my question," Stern said. "Let's say you're with a hot chick, right? But you're so germ paranoid, and I'm germ paranoid, do you say to them, 'look you've got to go take a medical test before I do you.'"
"Well, you'd like to say that, and sometimes you do," added Trump. "The problem is that sometimes your own chemicals take over and you can't wait."
"So you'll just have straight intercourse with a rubber with them right?" Stern asked.
"Well, I don't know, you know there's lots of different ways of doing it. It's a very complicated subject. They say that more people were killed by women in this act than killed in Vietnam, OK," Trump said.
"Yes, that is true," replied Stern.
"You know, you get criticized for that statement, but that statement is very easily true," added Trump.
Stern responded, "I even went as far to say that you're braver than any Vietnam vet because you're out there screwing a lot of women."
"Getting the Congressional Medal of Honor, in actuality," said Trump.
"Well, you'd like to say that, and sometimes you do," added Trump. "The problem is that sometimes your own chemicals take over and you can't wait."
"So you'll just have straight intercourse with a rubber with them right?" Stern asked.
"Well, I don't know, you know there's lots of different ways of doing it. It's a very complicated subject. They say that more people were killed by women in this act than killed in Vietnam, OK," Trump said.
"Yes, that is true," replied Stern.
"You know, you get criticized for that statement, but that statement is very easily true," added Trump.
Stern responded, "I even went as far to say that you're braver than any Vietnam vet because you're out there screwing a lot of women."
"Getting the Congressional Medal of Honor, in actuality," said Trump.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@CopperCicada barf 🤢🤮
What a great guy! 😐
The woman are responsible for thier lack of self control? Please! 🙄
What a great guy! 😐
The woman are responsible for thier lack of self control? Please! 🙄
smiler2012 · 56-60
😆 oh dear does your heart not bleed for the so hard done by don makes you weep [joebuntingjr0013751]
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Doesn't surprise me
BohemianBabe · M
Legit a man-child.
softspokenman · M
😩 Always the victim 😭