Hey Republicans, just because you're distancing yourself from Trump now doesnt get you off history's hook [I Think That Donald Trump Is Dangerous For This Country]

@Strictgram[quote]"Free and fair" election? Then why of those of your ilk terrified of a genuine investigation?[/quote]

Well, I think then a lot of [i]your[/i] "ilk" are also terrified of an investigation, seeing as the vast majority of Republican Senators decided not to investigate either.

That would then open up the question as to how the Republicans [i]somehow[/i] managed to increase their representation in the House when all the polls said they wouldn't. Veeeery fishy, if you ask me.

After all, I read somewhere that a load of ghosts and demons had actually been voting for Republican Senators and House members, while somehow not voting for Trump. It's the only reason I can think of, apart from the possibility that perhaps a lot of Republicans generally approved of their policies, but hated Trump (surely that's not right).

And of course, there is no way that Cruz's crusade is inspired by raising money for his own Presidential ambitions and currying favour with Trump and his base of patriotically easy marks.

So yes, I think the only reason that this ridiculous demand for a (completely non-biased, of course) 10-day audit was laughed out of both chambers was the fact that a commission would also have to have been set out to investigate possible supernatural influences by ghosts and demons who somehow doctored the votes.

After all, 45% of Americans believe in ghosts and demons - far more than the mere 39% who think that perhaps, possibly, the election was rigged.

Still, maybe this should have happened. There’s equal evidence supporting the formation of both these commissions after all...