And in breaking news ....
After a tumultuous fortnight, and now that things are settling down just a little, Boris Johnson slips out of 10 Downing St and heads off to the nearest takeaway drive-thru, the Hungry Jacks in Kensington.
“I’d like,” he intones to the first young woman at the window, “two Whoppers, please.”
“OK,” she replies. “You were a great prime minister, and Brexit hasn’t been a disaster.”"
“I’d like,” he intones to the first young woman at the window, “two Whoppers, please.”
“OK,” she replies. “You were a great prime minister, and Brexit hasn’t been a disaster.”"