What is cleavage etiquette??? [I Want to Be Happy And Make Others Be Happy]

I am completely lost on this subject.
When you have your breast on display am I supposed to only look when you can't catch me??
Am I supposed to get caught looking and slyly avert my eyes after a spell??
What is the breast protocol in this matter?
I must know.

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Doomflower · 41-45, M

I had a girl friend who had ENORMOUS boobs. Mine look like two fried eggs stuck go a wall. So when she would wear a tank top I would just STARE and I couldn't help it. She would make fun of me for staring and I would make fun of her for displaying her giant tiddies.

The thing was that she had such big knockers she'd have cleavage in a turtleneck. It gave her back problems.

Our friendship blew up a long time ago but I often wonder if she still has those giant boobs. Of maybe they exploded. Or maybe they got cancer. Or maybe they got reduced. I suspect she is still using them to get free drugs and be a dumb slutty girl who doesn't need to think got herself because bewbs.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Doomflower Zoiks. LOL. So, if I read this right, she couldn't help it but to display them and also wouldn't if she could??
I know they are, most often, being made to be seen but if you don't catch me looking then where is the validation.
My wife had big boobs and I would always send her to the parts store when I would work on the car. She ALWAYS came home with all kinds of helpful information and normally extra stuff to help. LOL
I think small breast are very sexy and for the most part large breast are just fat. :-)

Doomflower · 41-45, M

@Dainbramadge I'm a little jealous not gonna lie. I was an ugly duckling and she was ... like a hummingbird with boobs ... so I did get kind of jealous.

She would sometimes try to hide them but it never did any good because each breast was the size of a child's head. LOL

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

@Doomflower “A hummingbird with boobs”. LMFAO!

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

@Doomflower PS: I’d rather look at you any day! ❤️

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Doomflower I was also going to ask if women get that way about other women's boobs.
I think the world puts way to much emphasis on LARGE breast. I, myself, am kind of a small breast fiend. LOL. I don't know what it is about B and below but they drive me nuts. :-)

Doomflower · 41-45, M

@Dainbramadge I personally waffle back and forth. I love having small boobs for a lot of reasons. I just wish they were more firm and perky. I don't need them to be big.