SomeMichGuy · M
LMAO!
Lugwho · 61-69, M
I never knew Texas was that big.
SomeMichGuy · M
Reminds me of The King and I where he has to realize that his kingdom is actually very tiny.
gregloa · 61-69, M

You won’t see a sunset like this anywhere else
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Texans don't have much of a sense of humor. They can't even joke about marrying their sisters.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
everything is bigger in Texas, even Texas