yes i can write one.. what do you want it to say? 😃

Yes Hi ,Boss Person ^•^

Itsok won't be coming in for the next few days because it's dumb there and people smell weird. It's unexpectedly given her a rash of the worst kind and made her roll her eyes! The recommendation is plenty of fluids, opossums, bed rest and avoidance of people.

P.s Please do not send her to that lady in HR upon return as her breath smells of egg salad and it's likely to cause an immediate reoccurrence of symptoms!

Sincerely, Dr. Me at the medical thingy 🥺

I will if you write one for me tomorrow

I had to break open my new crayons for this!

Dear Boss,

Work is ridiculous, I'm going to stay home today and play video games....tomorrow too, see you Tuesday...maybe. Also, can I have a raise?

Thank you,

PS. Tell old so and so to do my work....

Since when do we need a note? Let`s do it!

How about I dress up as a cop and arrest you at work? That should give you a few days off

Work on Sunday should be outlawed. Note submitted for you.

To whom it may concern…
Working on Sunday? Really?
Yeah, not in the mood…
Tootles,

Sincerely
Itsok

To whom it may concern,

@itsok won't be coming in today because of the situation with the water turning the frogs gay and because of that stuff happening in Paris and also because it's like cold and sh*t and realistically she doesn't want to get out of bed. Mkay? 😌

A note is so last millennia
I’m gonna send anthrax to your place of business

Ok, fine, I’ll write it as “gonorrhea crisis accompanied of emotional breakdowns , excused for 2 weeks”

they won't believe me

Dear Boss,

I’m not feeling well today and couldn’t find anyone to write me a note for work.

Signed, Lazy Itsok

Dear Boss People,

Itsok is not ok today, ok? So it’s ok for itsok to skip the work day.

Sincerely, a random internet person.

To whom it may concern.

Please excuse “Ok” from work today with pay.
After all, “Itsok” to miss a day now and then.

Sincercely,
Another SW traveler

To whom it concerns,
It’s ok is suffering from malasis hummus paralis.This is a very serious condition that makes ItsOk not suitable for work of any kind for at least a day or 3. Going to work may cause great suffering to you both.

Thank you for your understanding
Dr some1somewhere

To whom it may concern

It'sok will be absent from work today . She is not feeling well and is sick of your shit . She can return to work in 3 to 5 days time .

Any questions feel free to call me

Regards cherny

Dear nobody,
Itsok had been diagnosed with you-itis and needs a health day to recover far from your toxic proximity.

signed,
Dr. Me

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