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nonsensiclesnail · F
I love that!!
MizzBella · 31-35, T
@nonsensiclesnail I have no idea what it is but it's come in clutch
Disgustedman · 61-69, M
One time there was this man who found a bottle and he thought he could sell it for a few dollars so he polished it well damned if a genie doesn't pop out and says "Congratulations I will grant you three wishes but as a warning I will double it for your worst enemy!"
So the guy thinks he goes "Well okay I want a 15-room mansion on 40 acres" poof! there's the 15 room mansion on 40 acres then poof! there's a 30 room mansion on 80 acres right next to him and his hated enemy John McGillicuddy was saying "bless you boy thank you!"
Then he said "I wish to be surrounded by 10 beautiful women" poof" he's surrounded by 10 beautiful women and poof! John McGillicuddy has 20 beautiful women then the man turns to the genie and says cut my sexual ability in half!!!
So the guy thinks he goes "Well okay I want a 15-room mansion on 40 acres" poof! there's the 15 room mansion on 40 acres then poof! there's a 30 room mansion on 80 acres right next to him and his hated enemy John McGillicuddy was saying "bless you boy thank you!"
Then he said "I wish to be surrounded by 10 beautiful women" poof" he's surrounded by 10 beautiful women and poof! John McGillicuddy has 20 beautiful women then the man turns to the genie and says cut my sexual ability in half!!!
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