Other than chronic constipation and still having to do taxes, what punishments do you think would exist in hell to torture us for being SW perverts?

No internet

Coffee with salt and soy milk. Pot belly bigs sleeping in our beds nuzzling that stiff hair against us in their loving way. Crows flying overhead squawking in their evil way telling the hyenas where we are. It's simply limitless because we'll SW.

All of our socks have crooked toe threads and stay mildly damp.

That baby shark song on loop

High humidity and Kpop

unmm chastity belts? straight out of the freezer. no porn, just Julia Childs cooking videos.