Do you think Republicans are better at saving Democracy than the democrats?

The Republicans are better at doing pretty much anything than the democrats. I mean look at the people who support each party. Republican supporters are your hard working middle class, even lower middle class. The men dress like men and drive trucks. The women go fishing in a bikini. Republicans like to BBQ and celebrate 4th of July by blowing stuff up and drinking beer. We like guns and celebrating the men and women who used them to defend our country. We enjoy a small government that leaves us alone. Then you have the democrats. The men are a bunch of pussies who wear skinny jeans and glasses even if they don't need them just to look pretentious. Some of the men even pretend to be women and expect us to play along. The women also look like men and usually have weird hair colors and piercings all over their face. A lot of democrats don't even drive because they are on welfare and don't have a job. Those who do either brag about how they are saving the environment with their hybrid or they have to plug their car in at night. Many democrats don't eat meat because they are a bunch of pussies then they have the nerve to tell you that you "haven't evolved". The democrats suck the fun out of everything by being offended for other people. They protest American tradition and holidays. Most of them are afraid of things that go boom, except for when it's in the middle of the street during a riot. While republicans are partying, democrats are protesting. Democrats love their big daddy government, because they can't function without someone telling them what to do.