Term limits all around
Ranked choice voting
Weed is legal
Party Hard by Andrew WK is the new National Anthem
Only women vote on abortion
Pineapple is forbidden on pizza, it is unnatural and I won't have it, I WON'T HAVE IT
The South shuts the fuck up about the Civil War/States rights/rising again and that stupid-ass Confederate flag is burned forever.
We sell Mississippi, Alabama, Florida and Utah and in exchange we get British Columbia, Puerto Rico, Ireland and New Zealand as new states.
and Donald Trump is sent to the Moon.
