It's crazy how as we sink deeper into the global recession more and more absurd luxury spas pop up into existence

With higher and higher prices.
Who tf can afford an Egyptian Empress Pampering Sunday voucher that includes a steam bath, a body polish, a manicure, a pedicure, 5 kinds of facials with names after the 5 kinds of vitamins, a keratin treatment and a bikini laser?? Who has the money to pay for this sh.it?