Have you seriously considered divorcing your cat? You both are codependent.

@Rilynn you seem to be bedazzled by feline magic, and hopelessly stuck in a cycle of being owned by your furry betters 😞

Bastet have mercy on you

@Temporallube They are lovely furballs well trained....better than some humans

@Rilynn that’s why you need to consider an annulment immediately!

You will be forever addicted to their love, and no human could ever connect to you like they do. You’re hopelessly trapped.

@Temporallube Dont be so dramatic....

@Rilynn sorry. You’re just the portrait of fuzzy ball codependency I fight against. I get real passionate.

Love your catnips by the way. 😔