Have you seriously considered divorcing your cat? You both are codependent.

@NIC0LE there’s no way!

Twinkies and Takis will rain down as the apocalypse before you two separate 🤨

@ShepherdBard had cave in the mountains plans for you.

@Temporallube I hope you like Twinkies!

@NIC0LE

@Rilynn that’s why you need to consider an annulment immediately!

You will be forever addicted to their love, and no human could ever connect to you like they do. You’re hopelessly trapped.

@Temporallube Dont be so dramatic....

@Rilynn sorry. You’re just the portrait of fuzzy ball codependency I fight against. I get real passionate.

Love your catnips by the way. 😔