11 Things You Should Go Enjoy One Last Time Before The Dems Institute A Communist State
Eating the first of the strawberries with cream: Everyone knows communists hate strawberries.
Being able to pee standing up: This activity will now only be reserved for women who pretend to be men.
Calling someone a "homo": This will once again be strictly forbidden.
Speaking English: English is literally hate speech.
Watching the scene from the Disney classic Peter Pan where they sing "What Made the Red Man Red?": This gem will soon be stricken from existence.
Using protein powder with your workouts: Physical strength among the populace must not be allowed.
Hitting on your secretary: Do it now before the start of #MeToo 2.0.
Drinking your beverage through a plastic straw: Here comes the paper straw Gestapo.
Sleeping on your MyPillow: They'll all be hurled into space under the new regime.
Saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes: What are you, some type of religious extremist?
Being white: This will be the worst crime of all.
Being able to pee standing up: This activity will now only be reserved for women who pretend to be men.
Calling someone a "homo": This will once again be strictly forbidden.
Speaking English: English is literally hate speech.
Watching the scene from the Disney classic Peter Pan where they sing "What Made the Red Man Red?": This gem will soon be stricken from existence.
Using protein powder with your workouts: Physical strength among the populace must not be allowed.
Hitting on your secretary: Do it now before the start of #MeToo 2.0.
Drinking your beverage through a plastic straw: Here comes the paper straw Gestapo.
Sleeping on your MyPillow: They'll all be hurled into space under the new regime.
Saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes: What are you, some type of religious extremist?
Being white: This will be the worst crime of all.
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