Donations Accepted

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the
highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing
was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on
the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks,
"What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US
Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are
going to douse them all in gasoline and set
them on fire. We are going from car to car,
collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."