Where, oh where have the MAGAs gone? Oh where, oh where can they be?

Where, Oh Where Have the MAGAs Gone?

Where, oh where have the MAGAs gone?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
With their caps pulled down
And their heads hung low,
Oh where, oh where can they be?

I think they went into hiding tonight,
After the votes came in,
The Democrats swept with a glorious win,
And the MAGAs can't seem to grin!

Where, oh where have the MAGAs gone?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
With their Trump flags folded
And their keyboards cold,
Oh where, oh where can they be?

I last saw them shouting on SimilarWorlds,
Telling us how they'd prevail,
Trump was their hero, their golden boy,
And the Dems were destined to fail!

But the House and Senate went blue tonight,
The voters had something to say,
Now the loudest MAGA warriors of all
Have mysteriously vanished away!

Where, oh where have the MAGAs gone?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
With their ears gone deaf
And their mouths zipped shut,
As quiet as church mice can be!

Perhaps they're blaming the voting machines,
Or claiming the count was a fraud,
Perhaps they're waiting for Trump to explain
How victory somehow went wrong!

Maybe they'll blame it on Biden again,
Or some deep-state conspiracy,
But the silence is deafening here tonight,
And it's music to the ears of me!

Where, oh where have the MAGAs gone?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
They were loud as thunder just yesterday,
Now they're as quiet as can be!

So here's to the voters who showed up today,
And gave democracy its say,
The MAGAs were roaring just yesterday,
But they're church mice on SimilarWorlds today!

Where, oh where have the MAGAs gone?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
With their caps in a drawer
And their phones face down,
Oh where, oh where can they be?

Oh where, oh where can they BE?!

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(c) 2026. Becky Romero