How to campaign in the "Golden Age" of America...
1. Make fun of opponent's name.
2. Make fun of the way opponents look, physically... as well as the candidate you are backing.
3. Call concerns that the voting public has as hoaxes... like "affordability."
4. Claim high prices are low prices.
5. Promise gifts of "free" money (hand-outs), but only if there is a win.
6. Suggest certain American cities are suitable bombing targets for Iran... as a "joke."
7. Promote yourself for a Nobel Peace Prize as you threaten to bomb an entire civilization.
8. Claim you are winning a war that is in its 8th month while claiming the war is won, or nearly won, or will be won "really" soon.
9. Explain for at least the 100th time how you invented "dumocrats" and how most people don't know "dumb" has a "b" in it.
10. Tell one of your "Sir" stories that is obviously fictional that only someone with dementia would fantasize about.
2. Make fun of the way opponents look, physically... as well as the candidate you are backing.
3. Call concerns that the voting public has as hoaxes... like "affordability."
4. Claim high prices are low prices.
5. Promise gifts of "free" money (hand-outs), but only if there is a win.
6. Suggest certain American cities are suitable bombing targets for Iran... as a "joke."
7. Promote yourself for a Nobel Peace Prize as you threaten to bomb an entire civilization.
8. Claim you are winning a war that is in its 8th month while claiming the war is won, or nearly won, or will be won "really" soon.
9. Explain for at least the 100th time how you invented "dumocrats" and how most people don't know "dumb" has a "b" in it.
10. Tell one of your "Sir" stories that is obviously fictional that only someone with dementia would fantasize about.
