So what are you going to do with your $5,000 trump election check when the GOP wins the Senate and the House this mid-term election?
Are you going to add it to the $5k DOGE check and the $2k Tariff check he sent every American adult in the USA?
trollslayer · 51-55, M
TrashCat · M
Im gonna get a room at Mara Largo and bring the stankiest ho i can find there to bang them like the 4th of july all over the room and unleash bed bugs
ElyssTTTrucks · 100+, M
ElwoodBlues · M
I'm gonna throw SIXTEEN "Victory in Iran" celebrations!!!
A TIMELINE OF TRUMP "DEFEATING" IRAN:
Mar 3: "We won the war." ☑
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." ☑
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." ☑
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” ☑
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "I think we won. All they’re doing is clogging up the Strait [of Hormuz], but from a military standpoint, they’re finished." ☑
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead." ☑
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "The war is going to be over in three days. My prediction." ☑
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the f*ckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Apr 6: "We are the winner. We won." ☑
Apr 14: "I think it’s close to over, yeah. I view it as very close to being over." ☑
May 5: Marco Rubio: “The operation is over.” ☑
May 19: "I think we're going to be finished with that very quickly and they won't have a nuclear weapon and hopefully we're going to get it done in a very nice manner." ☑
June 8: "You’re really going to win it over the next two weeks when we declare total victory. It’ll be a total victory. It’ll happen very soon." ☑
June 11: "I don’t know if you heard, but we ended the war with Iran today." ☑
June 14: Pete Hesgeth: “We’re on the verge of a deal.” ☑
July 29: "We'll finish off Iran pretty soon. It's gonna happen." ☑
Aug 6: "I think it’s going to end really soon." ☑
Aug 24: "IRAN IS COMPLETELY COLLAPSING!!!."
A TIMELINE OF TRUMP "DEFEATING" IRAN:
Mar 3: "We won the war." ☑
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." ☑
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." ☑
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” ☑
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "I think we won. All they’re doing is clogging up the Strait [of Hormuz], but from a military standpoint, they’re finished." ☑
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead." ☑
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "The war is going to be over in three days. My prediction." ☑
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the f*ckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Apr 6: "We are the winner. We won." ☑
Apr 14: "I think it’s close to over, yeah. I view it as very close to being over." ☑
May 5: Marco Rubio: “The operation is over.” ☑
May 19: "I think we're going to be finished with that very quickly and they won't have a nuclear weapon and hopefully we're going to get it done in a very nice manner." ☑
June 8: "You’re really going to win it over the next two weeks when we declare total victory. It’ll be a total victory. It’ll happen very soon." ☑
June 11: "I don’t know if you heard, but we ended the war with Iran today." ☑
June 14: Pete Hesgeth: “We’re on the verge of a deal.” ☑
July 29: "We'll finish off Iran pretty soon. It's gonna happen." ☑
Aug 6: "I think it’s going to end really soon." ☑
Aug 24: "IRAN IS COMPLETELY COLLAPSING!!!."