If Cry-Baby-trump was a candidate running AGAINST his record of failure he would claim...
1. He would lower prices on Day-1.
2. He would end the unnecessary Iran war on Day-1.
3. He would behead any "illegal alien" found roaming the streets of America... no questions asked.
4. He would end escalating inflation on Day-1.
5. He would fix the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool on Day-1.
6. He would implement a perfect healthcare plan... in 2 weeks.
7. He would open access to a free press.
8. He would only hire "the best" with competent people and kick the current crop of idiots to the curb on Day-1.
9. He would stop the world from laughing AT America and thinking of it as a stone-cold loser. A stone-cold loser.
2. He would end the unnecessary Iran war on Day-1.
3. He would behead any "illegal alien" found roaming the streets of America... no questions asked.
4. He would end escalating inflation on Day-1.
5. He would fix the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool on Day-1.
6. He would implement a perfect healthcare plan... in 2 weeks.
7. He would open access to a free press.
8. He would only hire "the best" with competent people and kick the current crop of idiots to the curb on Day-1.
9. He would stop the world from laughing AT America and thinking of it as a stone-cold loser. A stone-cold loser.
