There will be so much winning, you will get bored with winning...

The war edition

1. The war is started.
2. Iran's nuclear capabilities have been obliterated.
3. The war is won.
4. It's not a war... it's an excursion.
5. Iran will not have a nuclear weapon.
6. All objectives for the war have been achieved.
7. The war continues.
8. It's not a war... it's a skirmish.
9. The war has cost $40 B so far.
10. It's not a war... it's a conflict.
11. Inflation continues to rise.
12 The war enters its 7th month.
13. No one else would have the "courage" to enter a forever war.
14. It's not a war.
15. Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.
16. The war is almost over.
17. The war will over after the midterm elections.
18. Iran is desperate to end the war.
19. Negotiations are at a standstill.
20. It's not a war. No one thinks it's a war.