Fbi loosens rules to include animal r apists and ppl caught for animal cruelty in their hiring process because Trump fired everyone

Sounds like satire but it's true:

CBS News reports that the changes are a result of a decline in employment following firings and resignations during Donald Trump’s second presidential term.

https://people.com/fbi-lowers-hiring-standards-for-applicants-who-solicited-sex-workers-report-12072726

Could you imagine? Animal r apists going after serial killers and what have you 🤣🫠

Bro.