National Malody
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your Emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctor informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma. For those of you who do not know what that is:
PIST is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.
The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST
.
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing democrats pandering to muslims.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Biden.
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Whoopie Goldberg as a legitimate news show host.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2026.
Meanwhile The Surgeon General has announced there is no strategy as yet for this disease plaguing a majority of US citizens which is now in its 16+ year!
PIST is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.
The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST
.
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing democrats pandering to muslims.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Biden.
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Whoopie Goldberg as a legitimate news show host.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2026.
Meanwhile The Surgeon General has announced there is no strategy as yet for this disease plaguing a majority of US citizens which is now in its 16+ year!
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