The Winning Candidate..of the Candidates who bothered to turn up 😀
Count Binface: ‘I am the winning candidate… of the candidates that bothered to turn up’
Count Binface has given a victory speech, declaring he is the “winning candidate of the candidates that bothered to turn up for the results”.
The inter-galactic space warrior said that he was “over the moon” after getting “10,000 per cent more votes” against Nigel Farage than he did in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham in June.
In a video on social media, he said: “A new dawn has broken, has it not? Literally, because it’s past 6:30 in the morning here in Clacton-on-sea. And I can officially say that I am the winning candidate… of the candidates that bothered to turn up for the results.
“That’s right, 9,455 actual votes. Just eight weeks ago in Makerfield I got 95. That means, I’ve got against Nigel Farage, 10,000 per cent more votes than I got against Andy Burnham.
“What does that tell you? Well it tells you that Nigel, who said he didn’t want to be humiliated, maybe has been. As for me, I’m over the moon. I’m over your moon, I’m over my moons.”
He added: “Over one in four people in this constituency would rather have Count Binface as their MP than the leader of Reform UK. And I’m just getting started.”
Count Binface has given a victory speech, declaring he is the “winning candidate of the candidates that bothered to turn up for the results”.
The inter-galactic space warrior said that he was “over the moon” after getting “10,000 per cent more votes” against Nigel Farage than he did in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham in June.
In a video on social media, he said: “A new dawn has broken, has it not? Literally, because it’s past 6:30 in the morning here in Clacton-on-sea. And I can officially say that I am the winning candidate… of the candidates that bothered to turn up for the results.
“That’s right, 9,455 actual votes. Just eight weeks ago in Makerfield I got 95. That means, I’ve got against Nigel Farage, 10,000 per cent more votes than I got against Andy Burnham.
“What does that tell you? Well it tells you that Nigel, who said he didn’t want to be humiliated, maybe has been. As for me, I’m over the moon. I’m over your moon, I’m over my moons.”
He added: “Over one in four people in this constituency would rather have Count Binface as their MP than the leader of Reform UK. And I’m just getting started.”
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