Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado
The unique combination of fresh mountain air and marijuana smoke: Truly breathtaking.
Cultural experience of viewing Venezuelan gangs right from your own apartment complex: Very enriching.
Top of the line healing crystals and chakra adjusters: Not applicable to Christians.
Rumor going around that some day it will get a professional baseball team: That would be really cool.
You get to dress like you're going on a hike, even if you never go on hikes: Fun!
It's not South Dakota: Awesome.
Opening a bakery as a Christian is a cheap and convenient way to get sent to prison: Bake that cake!
All the fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters you can eat: UPDATE — DO NOT EAT THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS WE REPEAT DO NOT EAT!
John Denver wrote a really nice song about it: Also applies to West Virginia.
Skiing offers a wide new range of exciting ways to die: Hooray!
Cultural experience of viewing Venezuelan gangs right from your own apartment complex: Very enriching.
Top of the line healing crystals and chakra adjusters: Not applicable to Christians.
Rumor going around that some day it will get a professional baseball team: That would be really cool.
You get to dress like you're going on a hike, even if you never go on hikes: Fun!
It's not South Dakota: Awesome.
Opening a bakery as a Christian is a cheap and convenient way to get sent to prison: Bake that cake!
All the fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters you can eat: UPDATE — DO NOT EAT THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS WE REPEAT DO NOT EAT!
John Denver wrote a really nice song about it: Also applies to West Virginia.
Skiing offers a wide new range of exciting ways to die: Hooray!
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