Trump, the GOAT, cancels America's 250th birthday concert.

Trump, 79, called himself 'THE GOAT' – which stands for the greatest of all time – and said he would take over the birthday event. His Saturday outburst comes after several artists dropped out of the concert.

Trump said unlike The King, who needed a guitar to wow his fans, all he needs is a microphone and a good speech to get 'much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime. This is going to piss off his boomer support base that worships Elvis. Nobody is greater than The King.

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JSul3 · 70-79

Trump should sing the song by Napoleon XIV:
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha!

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, MVIP

You know where he went wrong, dont you? It should always have been a Monster Truck rally and tractor pull on the White House lawn..😷

CurrentName · 51-55, MNew

@whowasthatmaskedman And mullets. Lots and lots of mullets.

sree251 · 41-45, M

@CurrentName What inspired this shitty look?

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

More like the 250th birthday concert cancelled trump.

Elessar · 31-35, M

He may indeed be right in thinking he's caprine

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sree251 · 41-45, M

@Elessar Wow, are we into sexual stuff now?

Gingery · 41-45, F

@sree251 Not Americans, just Trump.
I refer you back to my original comment for the reasons why!

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Nanoose · 70-79, M

Trump can't fit into Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes because he has Kankles. I don't think Americans want to celebrate America's 250th birthday by listening to Trump rant. Cheers!

ArishMell · 70-79, M

He didn't spot the acronym his boast would form...?

I was trying to think of any other country that has big birthday bashes for presidents or prime-ministers, and can't, save perhaps for "Kimania".

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