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Govt health secretary RFK JR chopped off a raccoon's 🍆 to play with it later (not satire)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/16/rfk-jr-road-kill-raccoon-new-book

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the 🍆 out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Kennedy wrote in the journal.

He added: “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

Isabel Vincent, the author of the new book, told People that he took the raccoon’s 🍆 so he could “study them later”.

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Nanoose · 70-79, M
Cutting the egg plant off dead racoons - while thinking about how weird some of his family members have turned out to be - seems pretty weird in it's self. And when you add the rest of the weird stuff I think he mentally scared his kids for life. Cheers!
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@Nanoose And his kids were in the car like wtf even is this
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@Nanoose If this were some random civilian I could see the news headline now "Florida man cuts pnis off dead animals" but no with rfk jr he gets to be health secretary
Nanoose · 70-79, M
@SatanBurger I read that when he cut the head off the whale and tied it to the roof of the car - the windows couldn't close because of the ropes. When the kids complained that whale goo was dripping on their heads - he gave them plastic bags to put over their heads. Real good parenting - - - not. Cheers!
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@Nanoose That's not normal for anyone to do, it goes beyond bad parenting.