We're not at war...

+ We won the war in the first hour.
+ We're not at war... it's an excursion.
+ The Secretary of War says he's doing everything right.
+ The enemy's missiles have been obliterated.
+ 30% of Iran's missile capability is confirmed taken out.
+ The enemy continues to fire missiles throughout the region.
+ We're not at war.
+ The age limit to join the military has been raised to 42 to accept more recruits.
+ 10,000 more troops are being deployed.
+ The objective now is to open the Strait of Hormuz and yes, it was wide open and ships were free to pass before the war.
+ We're not at war.

I'll take your questions now...

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beckyromero · 36-40, F

I'm surprise he hasn't yet called it a "special military operation" and threatens to arrest and jail anyone who calls it a "war."

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@beckyromero Oh, as this "thing" drags on, the economy goes into freefall, he loses interest, "the base" becomes just slightly less enchanted with him (still enchanted, just slightly less), and his handlers start running out of ideas to give him fake awards (in gold, of course), he will sign an executive order to do just that. ICE to the rescue.