Gavin Newsom's 10 Biggest Accomplishments
Defying all expectations, he learned to read: So brave.
Successfully ran multiple billionaires out of the state: Who wants people with vast resources, ingenuity, and entrepreneurial spirit in their state?
Drastically lowered crime rates by just not prosecuting anything anymore: There's no crime if nobody is a criminal.
Helped keep the struggling French Laundry restaurant afloat during the pandemic: Singlehandedly saving a small business.
Cleared out a ton of clutter in the Pacific Palisades: Got rid of a ton of those old houses and trees and whatever.
Reduced the homeless population by -400%: The math doesn't lie.
Made California's education system 03rd overall: Sorry, it's that dyslexia again. It's 30th overall.
Increased the state's oil production: It's all in his hair, but it still counts.
Mentored the greatest politician California ever produced, Kamala Harris: Thank you for helping make her what she is today.
Did not ban satire: He tried, but he didn't. So that's an accomplishment, kind of.
Successfully ran multiple billionaires out of the state: Who wants people with vast resources, ingenuity, and entrepreneurial spirit in their state?
Drastically lowered crime rates by just not prosecuting anything anymore: There's no crime if nobody is a criminal.
Helped keep the struggling French Laundry restaurant afloat during the pandemic: Singlehandedly saving a small business.
Cleared out a ton of clutter in the Pacific Palisades: Got rid of a ton of those old houses and trees and whatever.
Reduced the homeless population by -400%: The math doesn't lie.
Made California's education system 03rd overall: Sorry, it's that dyslexia again. It's 30th overall.
Increased the state's oil production: It's all in his hair, but it still counts.
Mentored the greatest politician California ever produced, Kamala Harris: Thank you for helping make her what she is today.
Did not ban satire: He tried, but he didn't. So that's an accomplishment, kind of.
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