The status of the Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump's war with Iran
Everything is going great.
Everything is ahead of schedule.
Everything was anticipated.
All successes were anticipated.
Any negatives are short-term and their impacts are less than expected.
The war was won in the first hour.
The war will continue for several weeks, maybe months, maybe it will be over soon.
Iran's nuclear capabilities were totally obliterated.
The war prevented Iran from having nuclear capabilities.
Iran's nuclear capabilities have been totally obliterated again.
Iran's navy has been obliterated, sunk, and is now non-existent.
Iran's navy is laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump didn't know Israel was bombing Iran's oil production capabilities.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump doesn't like Israel bombing Iran's oil production capabilities, so they won't do it.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump doesn't need any help.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump doesn't understand why no one will help, but that is what he expected.
Now, I'll take some questions. But please keep them patriotic.
Everything is ahead of schedule.
Everything was anticipated.
All successes were anticipated.
Any negatives are short-term and their impacts are less than expected.
The war was won in the first hour.
The war will continue for several weeks, maybe months, maybe it will be over soon.
Iran's nuclear capabilities were totally obliterated.
The war prevented Iran from having nuclear capabilities.
Iran's nuclear capabilities have been totally obliterated again.
Iran's navy has been obliterated, sunk, and is now non-existent.
Iran's navy is laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump didn't know Israel was bombing Iran's oil production capabilities.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump doesn't like Israel bombing Iran's oil production capabilities, so they won't do it.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump doesn't need any help.
Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump doesn't understand why no one will help, but that is what he expected.
Now, I'll take some questions. But please keep them patriotic.
