War with Iran going well.
Pleased to announce that our war with Iran has been a big success. Spectacular. The Islamist Iran regime is about to surrender due to our big success on Operation Epic Fury. I like that name. It wasn't my idea, but I like that idea. They should make a movie about that. Some HATERS AND MAXISTS (who hate America) say that we don't have a plan. But we have a plan. My plan is so world-class that they say I am a strong and stable genius.
I can. report that, for the fifth day running, we have completely 100% destroyed the Iranian military. It wasn't even close. Let me tell you. 100% destroyed.
Unfortunately, the remaining 20% refuse to surrender. They should surrender. They are losers who don't surrender. They are making some MINOR problems with that straight and the global economy, so we need our loyal allies to step in and police that straight.
If they don't police the Strait, then America may no longer act as such a gracious and loyal ally, as we always have.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I can. report that, for the fifth day running, we have completely 100% destroyed the Iranian military. It wasn't even close. Let me tell you. 100% destroyed.
Unfortunately, the remaining 20% refuse to surrender. They should surrender. They are losers who don't surrender. They are making some MINOR problems with that straight and the global economy, so we need our loyal allies to step in and police that straight.
If they don't police the Strait, then America may no longer act as such a gracious and loyal ally, as we always have.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
41-45, M
