SatanBurger · 36-40, F
This is accurate to what he who shall not be named would say
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Thank you for making the middle east great again
Northwest · M
Going so well, our Secretary of Treasury, and as a personal gesture, informed Ayatollah Junior that we're dropping sanctions against Iran oil shipments. We already dropped sanctions against Russian oil shipments.
Elessar · 31-35, M
We've already won
BUT we want your ships to clear the straight
BUT we have the strongest military in the world, we need no one
BUT there will be consequences for you not sending your ships! We're doing this for you!!
BUT we want your ships to clear the straight
BUT we have the strongest military in the world, we need no one
BUT there will be consequences for you not sending your ships! We're doing this for you!!
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
Like all good satire, so grimly near the truth.









