Should Britain declare its independence from the US ?

Can't do that... Without help from the US, we'll be talking the language of the next country to invade us.

We went from owning America to America owning us.

It would br an admirable project for an ambitious PM.

The UK should take a leaf out of the film 'Love Actually' in how to address the US president.

They should consider joining the EU!

That would require someone in the UK elite finding their proverbial balls for the first time in 80 years.