Man says IRS rejected his tax return over dependents claimed

“The IRS returned my tax return this year after I apparently answered one of their questions incorrectly. In response to their question, do I have any dependents or do I have anyone dependent upon me, I answered ‘Yes, 9.5 million illegal immigrants, 650 idiots in Washington, 80,000 criminals in Minnesota, and 3.4 million people on unemployment.’ And then the IRS stated to me that my answer was unacceptable, so I wrote them back, ‘Did I leave anybody out?'”