If Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump was president... gas would be lower than $1.85 by now and would never (dare to) jump up.

And the stock market... *shrill Pam Bondi voice*... the stock market would be over 50,000.

And the drapes... *fatigued Pedophile Cry-Baby-trump voice*... well the drapes would be all in gold... gold drapes for everyone plus a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.