I Am Announcing A Bargain Peace Board

I will be the chairman, forever. It will only cost countries $50 Million to join. That's a 95% discount, over current worldwide rates and I offer the extra bonus of really mean it when I say peace, when the other guy had already deposed one country leader, threatened another country, and bombed a couple of other countries, and I've never once called Marco Rubio "littler Marco".

I will also send the first 50 countries that sign up, some cool swag, coffee mugs, etc. and I will throw in a free trip to the Greenland ice hotel.