9 Easy Ways To Avoid Getting Attacked By Law Enforcement

Make sure you ask before you touch their gun: They seem to get really testy about that.

Apply for a permit to run over officers: It's important to always go about things the legal way.

Raise your arms to make yourself look bigger so they'll back down: If nothing else, putting your hands up should reduce your chances of being shot.

Keep your kidnappings to an absolute minimum: The less kidnapping you engage in, the less likely you are to get on the cops' bad side. The data supports this.

Avoid throwing bricks at the police: No matter how strong the urge is, just don't do it.

Move to California: Police let criminals do whatever they want there.

Keep absolutely still: Their vision is based on movement.

No matter how cool you think your weapon is, don't pull it out to show them: Apparently, that's frowned upon.

Don't break any laws: Studies show a surprisingly strong link between obeying the law and not being chased, tackled, beaten up, or tased by police officers.