To the people of Tazmania. Just be on guard. The US is looking to invade Greenland and most right wing Americans are really really bad at geography.

Years ago, we tried to sell Tasmania to the British.. They are way too close to France and the Germans have been after England for years. Of course, its small, and the weather is awful. But the pomms are used to that and being crowded together..And Bass Strait is a good width so they dont upset the land values for us..😷