Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro

Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" signs to instead read "YES KINGS."

"Yes kings! We love kings now!" cried thousands of passionate paid protestors across the country. "Every Latin American nation has the inalienable right to a brutal king who rules them with an iron fist! Yes, kings! Yes, kings! Yes, kings!"

Organizers say they hope the movement will inspire more "Yes Kings" demonstrations around the world. "Having a king is a fundamental value of a liberal democracy," said one organizer, reading off a card he had been given to help him know what to say. "Anyone who tries to free a foreign nation from a king in violation of international law is a literal fascist. It says so clearly right here on this card."

Protestors have promised to remain protesting in the streets every day until their marching orders change, or until the paychecks stop coming.

At publishing time, protestors had received orders to change their "YES KINGS" signs to read "YES AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI"

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Burnley123 · 41-45, M

The Babylonian Bee is so lame..

Just like 'liberals' supported Saddam before thevuraw invasion.

Nobody said the liked him lots of people said the war was a terrible idea. You guys called us terrorists.

How did that work out? 😦

hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

@Burnley123 If you want to be called a terrorist you simply have to stand for international law that was agreed to by all the nations of the UN. Why were those laws enacted? To avoid one nation invading another like Hitler did to Poland and France and...... You know kind of like what the US did with Vietnam and Iraq and Afghanistan and Grenada and Libya and .....

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@hippyjoe1955 So exporting illegal narcotics to kill tens of thousands is not an act of war, ek

hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

@sunsporter1649 Talk to your CIA buddies. They are the ones doing the drug trafficking.

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@hippyjoe1955 ...and a partridge in a pear tree

trollslayer · 46-50, M

@sunsporter1649 lol! Fail history?

hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

@sunsporter1649 Is that what the CIA is calling their drug smuggling operation now? I wouldn't know. I don't use drugs and the fewer drugs there are the happier I will be but that is just one more reason I would love to see the destruction of the CIA.

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hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

@sunsporter1649 You mean the killers that killed 32 people? Those 'police'?

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@hippyjoe1955 FAFO

hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

@sunsporter1649 Ditto.

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@hippyjoe1955

hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

@sunsporter1649 Son you aren't bright enough to pour sand from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. Too Funny!!! So how long did it take your mother to teach you how to breathe?