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There Is Suddenly Serious Concern for Vice President JD Vance's Mental Health and Well-Being After Address to U.S. Troops.

Makes an astounding claim that Americans do not like to eat turkeys.

Vice President JD Vance told service members that they were “full of sh*t” if they said they enjoy eating turkey in a speech where he spoke adamantly against the Thanksgiving staple.

While speaking to troops at Ford Campbell, Ky., on Nov. 26, Vance, 41, railed against the bird, asking the troops, “Who really likes — be honest with yourself — who really likes turkey?”

To the service members who raised their hands, Vance replied, “You're all full of sh*t, everybody who raised your hand.”

“Here’s how I know every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me,” he continued. “How many times do you roast an 18-lbs. turkey, just randomly? Just, you know, a nice summer afternoon, we're gonna go get an 18-lbs. turkey. Nobody does it, ‘cause turkey doesn't actually taste that good.”

He said that “on Thanksgiving, the most American holiday,” people decide that “we're gonna cook a turkey, by God, because that's what Americans do.”

“We cook this gigantic American bird, and we do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good," Vance said continuing his rant.



An estimated 46 million turkeys are eaten every year during Thanksgiving meals. That number represents only 21% of the 216.5 million turkeys produced in the U.S. annually.

In otherwords, 79% of the turkeys consumed in the U.S. were NOT on Thanksgiving.

Vance should undergo a psychiatric exam, not to mention put into a grade school mathematics course.
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DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Problem is a full turkey bird isn't offered in all states year round.

Yet turkey even in those states is offered in many other ways, like soups and TV dinners of all types. Even turkey lunch meat.

Yeah I really like turkey. And I live alone. Why would I buy it if I don't like it? 😊

Why would a restaurant even offer turkey if no one liked it? 🤷🏻‍♂

I can name two major nationwide franchises that I go to.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Lets start by saying I agree with every word you just said.. But since when has being criminally insane been a bar to elected office in America? Most of the Cabinet are a danger to themselves and everyone around them.. Vance does have the virtue of being capable of following orders from his real boss. Miller.. Unlike Trump who is distracted by the spotlight being on anyone else for a moment..😷
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
I would've thought this was an abuse of his position in insulting troops who can't answer back. But since there's no one able to hold them to account, I suppose he's able to say what he likes. In the project to destroy the America that most people came to love, I guess the turkey is just another thing to throw overboard.
Subsumedpat · 41-45, M
He is kind of right, most would really rather have a beef roast.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@Subsumedpat

Argentine beef roast?
Subsumedpat · 41-45, M
@beckyromero I was thinking standing rib roast but Argentine beef roast would work.
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
Americans must like turkeys - they recently elected one as their President
@newjaninev2 That is a grave insult to turkeys
wrule · F
Its a tradition, isnt it? For so many years, nobody said anything against it.
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beckyromero · 36-40, F
@dancingtongue

JD Vance wasn't invited.
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
@beckyromero Missed that. Knew Trump clearly had not been invited but had missed it was also true of Vance.
MoveAlong · 70-79, M
@dancingtongue Yeah, they were afraid the flowers would wilt and turn brown and an unpleasant odor would waft through the room.
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trollslayer · 46-50, M
@Elisbch what about pete kegsbreath?
Elisbch · M
@trollslayer

Every one of Trump's regime has it and spreads it amongst themselves.

This includes kegsbreath. as well as KKKaroline. 👍🏻
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