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Major Breakthrough In The Fight Against ANTIFA

ICE Barbie, Slayer Of The Puppy, First Of Her Name, Kristi Noem, announces the capture in Portland Oregon, taken by the Texas National Guard, under what remains of Portland Oregon, of the girlfriend of one of the founders of ANTIFA.

It was not clear of she's his current girlfriend, a former girlfriend, if they ever went steady, or if he was cheating on her, or if she has, or ever had, a crush on Kevin Newsom, or if she ever mistakingly whispered Newsom's name in the throws of passion, with the ANTIFA leader, or one of his deputies.

But, hey, this is significant. Noem learned from a WWII movie, how the Nazis used the captured girlfriend of of a French resistance leader (or maybe he was just a good looking French guy, standing in the rain, smoking a cigarette for 2 hours), to extract information.

That is some real sharp public safety work. Well worth tearing the country apart.

Speaking of Portland, the city is calling its former and current fire fighters to look sharp. For my sake, if nothing else. I haven't been to the city for several months. I need me some food truck tacos and I don't want that stuff extra crispy.
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