Why hasn't anyone commented on Fag Bunny being slated to headline the Super Bowl Halftime show?
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Talking points:
1. Business execs (and I'm talking several generations of them) agree on going after the youth market, assuming once they snag a young consumer they have him/her for many years. This explains why the Super Bowl hasn't put in any established rock artists since THE WHO in 2010. They've only gotten lamer and lamer, with Kendrick being a total embarrassment last year.
2. Bad Bunny is Latin Trap, which originates from Puerto Rico. Includes hip hop rhythms, Reggaetron, R&B, etc. He has been on the Billboard top 200 charts. He is considered the king of Latin Trap. (Yeah, I know, fellow conservatives. What rhymes with trap?) In addition, he performs at professional wrestling, making appearances at the WWE. So his marketing skills are along the lines of Linda McMahon, (a member of Trump's cabinet.)
3. Football purists claim that his anti ICE pro illegal immigration, I HATE AMERICA song lyrics shouldn't be performed at the Super Bowl, which used to be a uniquely American tradition. Those of us who AREN'T anti American NAZIS won't have to worry about those lyrics because everything he sings is in Spanish.
4. Apparently his handlers don't think his music is good enough to gain widespread appeal, which is why they are putting him in a DRESS for the Super Bowl (which has a lot of people pissed off.) This FAG personna apparently is necessary for him to attract attention at this event.
5. Traditionalists, veteran sports enthusiasts, etc have SCREAMED for him to be canceled from the Super Bowl. That is probably the most GENIUS marketing idea ever to come down the pike. Now his audience will TRIPLE, just with the people who don't pay attention to politics, who want to know what this is all about.
6. The NFL (which in a few years might be renamed the National Fag League) doesn't seem to care about privileged, entitled players kneeling for the National Anthem. Apparently the business leaders discovered it isn't costing the league an audience. (Not like the Cracker Barrel fiasco.)
So that's going to be our Super Bowl for this season. The patriotic American in me is disgusted that they would put this FAG on and rub our faces in far left wing shit.
The businessman in me sees this as maybe one of the most brilliant marketing moves in the history of the NFL.
Talking points:
1. Business execs (and I'm talking several generations of them) agree on going after the youth market, assuming once they snag a young consumer they have him/her for many years. This explains why the Super Bowl hasn't put in any established rock artists since THE WHO in 2010. They've only gotten lamer and lamer, with Kendrick being a total embarrassment last year.
2. Bad Bunny is Latin Trap, which originates from Puerto Rico. Includes hip hop rhythms, Reggaetron, R&B, etc. He has been on the Billboard top 200 charts. He is considered the king of Latin Trap. (Yeah, I know, fellow conservatives. What rhymes with trap?) In addition, he performs at professional wrestling, making appearances at the WWE. So his marketing skills are along the lines of Linda McMahon, (a member of Trump's cabinet.)
3. Football purists claim that his anti ICE pro illegal immigration, I HATE AMERICA song lyrics shouldn't be performed at the Super Bowl, which used to be a uniquely American tradition. Those of us who AREN'T anti American NAZIS won't have to worry about those lyrics because everything he sings is in Spanish.
4. Apparently his handlers don't think his music is good enough to gain widespread appeal, which is why they are putting him in a DRESS for the Super Bowl (which has a lot of people pissed off.) This FAG personna apparently is necessary for him to attract attention at this event.
5. Traditionalists, veteran sports enthusiasts, etc have SCREAMED for him to be canceled from the Super Bowl. That is probably the most GENIUS marketing idea ever to come down the pike. Now his audience will TRIPLE, just with the people who don't pay attention to politics, who want to know what this is all about.
6. The NFL (which in a few years might be renamed the National Fag League) doesn't seem to care about privileged, entitled players kneeling for the National Anthem. Apparently the business leaders discovered it isn't costing the league an audience. (Not like the Cracker Barrel fiasco.)
So that's going to be our Super Bowl for this season. The patriotic American in me is disgusted that they would put this FAG on and rub our faces in far left wing shit.
The businessman in me sees this as maybe one of the most brilliant marketing moves in the history of the NFL.
