Sexist Pete Hegseth Demands Women Be Equal To Men

In a horrific display of sexism, War Secretary Pete Hegseth demanded that women in the military be equal to men.

"We will have the same fitness standards for men and women in combat," said the disgusting male chauvinist to a roomful of shocked and horrified generals. "Starting today, our male and female soldiers will be treated exactly the same."

Hundreds of outraged officials came forward to condemn the bigoted, anti-woman policy.

"It was absolutely sickening," said Army General Xander Boofblutch on his TikTok channel. "If men and women are treated equally, then we'll have fewer women in the military, which is sexist because men and women are totally equal in every way and there's really no difference, and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist."

Sources confirmed Hegseth will begin weeding out physically weaker soldiers starting this week. Female soldiers will be required to do everything male soldiers can do, like a few pushups. "What is a pushup?" asked one female soldier. "Why should we be expected to do those? This is just like Hitler."

At publishing time, there were only 3 females remaining in the military.

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trollslayer · 46-50, M

Aren't you one who complains about trans in women’s sports having an unfair advantage?

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@trollslayer Remember the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion? This goes back during the administration of George H. W. Bush, women in combat was a big, big issue at the time. Should there be? How should it be organized and so forth. And I at the time trying to help the U.S. military, decided to come up with something called the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion.

I learned these things late in life but I’m told — and Molly Yard, who was the leader of the NOW gang at the time, was the inspiration for this — the All-American 1st Cavalry Amazon Battalion. We know that PMS is a is a dreaded, dreaded thing. My thinking was that if we could have a battle-ready contingent, women in combat during that particular time of the month, nobody could beat us. We could roust anybody. We could defeat anybody. But what would we have to do to make sure that we always had, at a moment’s notice, a battle-ready contingent of women with premenstrual syndrome?

And that’s when I learned that these menstrual cycles can synchronize, if women are grouped together in barracks, dormitories, or whatever. So I proposed that the U.S. military try this and call it the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion.

trollslayer · 46-50, M

@sunsporter1649 that misogynist is doing a fantastic job keeping the fires of h3ll burning hot.

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@trollslayer And that from someone who does not know what a woman is

trollslayer · 46-50, M

@sunsporter1649 limpbaugh didn’t know what a woman is?