“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.”

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays That's more like it. And don't forget to post on social media every day that justice has been served, but you had nothing to do with it... but you could have if you wanted... but you didn't want to... and not to take Tylenol... just tough it out even if you do have (fake) bone spurs. Now, put on your gobs of face make-up and claim everyone is eating out because they feel safe... and that inflation has been eliminated.

@MarkPaul This should please you. I instructed the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, on pain of dismissal, to hold a press conference on October 1, advising the failing New York Times, fake CNN and all the other leftist, terrorist-loving media that the unemployment rate for September will clock in at zero. The Trump Administration has eliminated unemployment!!!! Make America Great Again. 🇺🇸

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Don't forget to order all buildings to unfurl a giant portrait of that snowflake on their buildings and all homes to have a framed mugshot pic in every room... because who wouldn't want to look at that? Oh, and anyone making fun of him... have their talk shows cancelled even if they don't have a talk show. There's not a moment to spare.