7 Great New Jobs For Jimmy Kimmel
Political pundit for CNN: He already parrots DNC talking points, so it's a natural fit.
"Before" photo model: Few other people can so perfectly capture the right horribly pathetic vibe.
Purple Teletubby: Nobody will be able to see him cry behind the Tinky Winky mask.
Donald Trump's cupbearer: If someone ever tries to poison the president, you know who gets it first.
Furniture store "Going Out Of Business" sign holder: You twirl that sign like your life depends on it, Jimmy.
Joke Tester at the Bad Joke Factory downtown: They're always on the lookout for people to test out all the really bad jokes.
Computer programmer: But first, he'll have to learn to code.
What other jobs would be perfect for ol' Jimmy? Add your ideas in the comments.
"Before" photo model: Few other people can so perfectly capture the right horribly pathetic vibe.
Purple Teletubby: Nobody will be able to see him cry behind the Tinky Winky mask.
Donald Trump's cupbearer: If someone ever tries to poison the president, you know who gets it first.
Furniture store "Going Out Of Business" sign holder: You twirl that sign like your life depends on it, Jimmy.
Joke Tester at the Bad Joke Factory downtown: They're always on the lookout for people to test out all the really bad jokes.
Computer programmer: But first, he'll have to learn to code.
What other jobs would be perfect for ol' Jimmy? Add your ideas in the comments.
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