10 Jobs Perfect For Those Recently Fired For Hateful Posts
Bluesky influencer: It's a breeze. Nobody will disagree with you.
MSNBC contributor: They have some new openings on the network. Celebrating murder might make your tenure short, though.
Dog walker: This could be an ideal fit, since you can also work with furries.
Supporting actress in an Emmy-winning comedy: It's the role you were born to play.
Horror novelist: It'll now be expected of you to say the most hideous things imaginable.
Harvard professor: Not only can you say hateful things, but you can teach an entire generation of young people to do the same.
Democratic congressman: If something bad happens as a result of what you say, just blame it on the other side.
DMV worker: Everyone who works there is already horrible, so you should fit right in.
Rambling homeless person: You don't even have to interview or have a mailing address for this one.
Mouth of Sauron: You obviously have the experience necessary to speak on behalf of the embodiment of all evil.
MSNBC contributor: They have some new openings on the network. Celebrating murder might make your tenure short, though.
Dog walker: This could be an ideal fit, since you can also work with furries.
Supporting actress in an Emmy-winning comedy: It's the role you were born to play.
Horror novelist: It'll now be expected of you to say the most hideous things imaginable.
Harvard professor: Not only can you say hateful things, but you can teach an entire generation of young people to do the same.
Democratic congressman: If something bad happens as a result of what you say, just blame it on the other side.
DMV worker: Everyone who works there is already horrible, so you should fit right in.
Rambling homeless person: You don't even have to interview or have a mailing address for this one.
Mouth of Sauron: You obviously have the experience necessary to speak on behalf of the embodiment of all evil.
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