On a scale of 1 to 5, how good is pedophile enthusiast Cry-Baby-trump's beauty routine? It's good, right?

He actually is starting to look like a pedophile not just an enthusiastic supporter of one...






Back in the day (a few years ago)...



Today with his glow-up...


Good thing he has "the genetic make-up to live to 200" because he is aging at triple speed.