10 Great Exercises Even Liberals Can Do
Gentle downhill stroll: Don't exert yourself too much. Being in good shape is a Nazi dog whistle.
Bench-press 10 lbs.: Do not attempt 135 lbs. REPEAT: Do NOT attempt 135 lbs.
Plank in the middle of the road to block traffic to raise awareness for Palestine: Two birds with one stone.
Mental gymnastics: An intense brain exercise that requires tremendous willpower to disregard all facts and logic.
Screaming alone in your car while filming it for TikTok: Strengthen your lungs while defeating fascism.
Sprinting from ICE agents: You don't have to be faster than the ICE agents; you just have to be faster than the doughy, blue-haired Ivy League grad student next to you.
The Kaepernick kneeling lunge: Every time the Star Spangled Banner is played is a reminder to never skip leg day.
Walk a mile while carrying the tremendous weight of white guilt on your shoulders: The heaviest weight there is.
Flag waving: Great for the arms. Just make sure it's not an American flag.
Hike to Canada: A challenging trek to live in a socialist paradise.
Bench-press 10 lbs.: Do not attempt 135 lbs. REPEAT: Do NOT attempt 135 lbs.
Plank in the middle of the road to block traffic to raise awareness for Palestine: Two birds with one stone.
Mental gymnastics: An intense brain exercise that requires tremendous willpower to disregard all facts and logic.
Screaming alone in your car while filming it for TikTok: Strengthen your lungs while defeating fascism.
Sprinting from ICE agents: You don't have to be faster than the ICE agents; you just have to be faster than the doughy, blue-haired Ivy League grad student next to you.
The Kaepernick kneeling lunge: Every time the Star Spangled Banner is played is a reminder to never skip leg day.
Walk a mile while carrying the tremendous weight of white guilt on your shoulders: The heaviest weight there is.
Flag waving: Great for the arms. Just make sure it's not an American flag.
Hike to Canada: A challenging trek to live in a socialist paradise.
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